Professor Cider

Reason no. 1 why Cider would make a bad professor...

Greetings, student! (*tail wag*)

Come in, sit down. No, I'm afraid I cannot give you an A on that paper. Doesn't matter how much you beg. It was horribly written and your French was atrocious. I have my standards to uphold, you know.

Wait...did you say liver treat?

Hmmm...

Well, now that I think of it...the opening paragraph wasn't THAT bad...

A whole bag of liver treats?

I must have corrected it wrong. Definitely deserves an A+!


Reason no. 2 why Cider would make a bad professor...

"Now, the subjunctive of the verb 'to sit' is...OH LOOK...SQUIRREL!!!"