Twenty-three years!

Who else knows that a large roll of duct tape would make the perfect gift to mark twenty-three years of togetherness?

Only Tim.

And who got all wobbly and emotional after receiving said gift -- not that she has any use for it, apart from the fact that she bizarrely, inexplicably loves duct tape?

Me.

The children think we're mad, so we know we're doing something right.


p.s.
We're not into bondage.

p.p.s.
Incurable romantics, do not despair. I'm being wined and dined tomorrow.


The secrets of long term love.