Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 41

Left Out How could van Eyck choose a yappy little dog for the wedding? Mirl and Sidd cannot understand why a painter who loved to paint fur would not have had two splendidly plush Flemishophile felines who look oh so great on a Qashgai rug included in the work. Mirl, the art critic, maintains "The dog just looks like the stupid little creature it must have been. It stares out at us begging - that's right - just begging for a treat. I bet it is so excited from all the attention it is peeing on the floor. Cats would have been more elegant, refined, urbane. Cats always send a message of luxury and wealth. But then what do you expect - look at what Jan chose as human subjects! Not even all those great clothes can make them look sexy. Oh my, bless their hearts. And if she preferred the company of a dog, it serves the about-to-be Mrs. Fini right to have had to marry that skinny twit Arnold. Barefoot and pregnant - that's what my mama would say. Not a pretty picture." Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.