Aisle of Me

Where's Davo? Self-portrait in drugstore. Yup - that's me just left of the snack cakes, above the rubber beach floats and to the right of the glow-in-the-dark condoms.

BTW - it is hypocrisy to put condoms in the baby product aisle? Can you get excommunicated for that? Or does it just suggest a temporal non-sequitur?

BTW 2 - Why do they call this a drugstore? Drugs are less than .5% of the stock. Stores should be named by what is the greatest percentage of product. Oppps - that means this is the Impulse-Buy-Useless-Crap Store. Oh - maybe that's why they don't do it.

BTW 3 - It says anti-itch, not anti-bitch. So I don't have to worry.

BTW 4 - And always remember aisle of you, too. All of you.