Finally

Whooh! I found an indoor's table-tennis table to hire that isn't in another city! It's in Tooting, which is a bit of a bother to get to, but at least it's in South London and it's cheap (£6.20 for an hour). It's also very private so no one can see all the bad mistakes I make. Fred won this particular tournament, but I will reek revenge the next time.

A big thanks to the lad in Balham Leisure Centre who pointed us in Tooting's direction. It would be far more convenient, though, if Balham set up a table-tennis table. Ah well.