Moo - October Origins

On the way home I stopped to take a look at some cute cows, it got me thinking of the holidays in west Wales. As I have mentioned before we used to go to west Wales as a large group of cousins, aunty's, uncles parents and grandparent. At times we use to stop and have a picnic in a nice fields we found on the way. We had very few picnic areas in those days. We stopped, got out all the plastic chairs and tables and lay out all the food, this was a major task in itself. Half way though lunch someone spotted a cow in the field coming from just over the brow, then there were 2, not long after they kept coming and coming. We were all starting to eat quicker and quicker, until we saw the bull, then it was every man, woman and child for themselves. We didn't 'arf pack up quickly, lol.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said " I would like to come back as a cow." " I said you're obviously not f*****g listening."