Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 45

Occupy Driveway In solidarity with GPZ's Carlo, Mirl and Sidd are protesting with the feline 99% who are not treated to the many luxuries that a few posh cats receive. They have joined the catroversy following Carlos' lead, being very impressed with Carlo's itinerary, attitude and eloquence. They, as Carlos, are hoping that like the Occupy movement in other areas, their driveway sit-in will attract gracious donors of pizza or salmon or turkey shreds (WITH CHEESE, PLEASE!). The pitiful looks are part of their ploy. "Cat slave needs to take a lesson from the great unwashed and better our situation by contributing more to the larder. We hear that this movement is about taxes. Well, believe us, cat slave can be very TAXING!" Unlike Carlos, they may spend the night in the driveway to engage other lifeforms - opossums, raccoons, deer, stink bugs, mosquitos, orchids, palms... - to join the movement. "Though we can't imagine what an opossum would do with a better life or if she would even know she could have one, bless her simple heart (and teensie brain)." Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.