Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, Episode 46

Rehearsal of Fortune Tempting fate is often the case when one knows one has nine fates to tempt. M&S have seated themselves under a ladder - actually two ladders. The inquiring feline minds want to know if SITTING under ladders produces the same unfortunate consequences as walking. And if walking under TWO ladders undoes the expected calamity of walking under one. Is the Toggle of Fortune Effect in play? Under one ladder bad luck on, under two ladders bad luck off. The universe has so many rules with an infinite number of clawses that must be so nuanced as to nearly be as complex as OS5. Sliding the great cosmic screen with one finger is different than using two fingers. "Maybe an initial probe with all fingers would create a more telling outcome no matter how alarming the reaction. That idea gives a whole new meaning to The Big Bang!" says Sidd. Mirl suggests it is Space Time Incontinum - his postulate states that it is impossible to control even the small celestial leaks that precipitate the unexpected puddles of entropy. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.