Pretentious? Moi?

OK, so, the good news was that my two photos were selected for the Open Exhibition at the Royal Scottish Academy and will be on show, along with around 200 real artists, from Nov. 12th to Dec. 18th.
This is rather splendid but it is also well outside my comfort zone. All a tad surreal, to be honest (a bit like Newcastle Utd sitting snugly in 3rd spot in the Premiership).
Anyway, please remember to keep my feet on the ground and to remove my head from my own arse if it ever makes its way up there. If it does, you hereby have my permission to shoot me, or worse, unsubscribe.

This image, by the way, speaks to me, and my public, on many levels and is entitled 'The Ambiguity of Nothingness 109'.