Toni, the Hag

Finally the day came, Toni's (my BFF) Hag do. Very very hectic morning trying to organise some last minute things but we got everything done in time for picking up the apartment keys and the Toni's family who were arriving from Stevenage. Here's Toni, Wife To Be.

Chinese and alcohol was had before we explained to Toni she would be going out in Top Hat and Tails on saturday night, but we had to make them lol. Some creativity was employed as a group before we got too drunk. The next surprise on the agenda for Toni was the threat of a stripper... Toni answered the front door as egged on by us, she answered it to find a blow up doll outside, we loved and relished the wind up. The wind up was made much funnier by the size of the "perfect girlfriend". I had asked Laura to help me and to make an excuse to disappear and discreetly blow up the doll and then later I would fake call her, she would go out side to take the call, thereby setting up the doll outside and ring the doorbell. ... Toni was egged on to answer, in advance looking through the spy hole (to which Toni's sister and I thought the game had been given away) ...then she opened the door, Here's how big the doll was lol...

Such a fail but such a funny one, made it much funnier than I could ever have dreamed. When laura had gone to blow it up she thought I was way over exaggerating the whole situation, NOTE TO SELF, always read things first!LOL