The pirate ship

So it was true, there was indeed an impostor buccaneer dressed just the same as himself, the same red and white striped smock, black breeches, the captain's hat upon his head, and as Pirate Callum approached the ship, his heart sank at the thought the pirate would covet not only his treasure, but his wicked wench too.


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The most incredible birthday cake which I just can't bear to cut...