And now for our segment "What This Is?"

1. To her great surprise, Martha discovered the opera gloves were not elbow length and would not cover her Borg implants.

2. Finger puppets were popular at summer camp. The plot of an elaborate one hour presentation reinforced the moral lesson of that night's nature film in which a white duck is slowly swallowed by a dark anaconda.

3. In an effort to bring down the cost of expensive medical procedures, Dr. Crabdigit and Dr. Schwarzfist with a flashlight and a large telescopic lens prepare to perform the first double manual colonoscopy.

4. Without the appropriate precautions, the juice of capers gave the caterer hives.