It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like ...

Strings of street lights
Even stop lights
Blink a bright red and green (OK, so only one of them is green)
As the bikers rush
home on their Harleys
With a stuffed dog
in the side car
for your tattooed girlfriend
who is really a lesbian-n-n-n
What a Christmas surprise that will be!!
when she tells you to get lost
so her real lover can move in
Now we don our gay apparel
tralalalala lala lala
(doesn't sing very well, but...)