Little owl

Today's the day ...................... to mend the light switch


Q. How many people does it take to mend a bathroom light switch?

A. At least three - and you need to set aside a whole afternoon ................


Further details on request .... Suffice to say that the quote of the day from exasperated son to aged parents was
" ..... you used to have an element of coolness ........now you're just sad ........."