The great unwashed v the walking dead

So today is Christmas day on the turkey and tinsel extravaganza. The majority of the day has been spent eating drinking and shopping. Typical Xmas day without the lunchtime fashion show in primarni.

Today must be giro day as the town is littered with chavy teenagers pushing prams and smoking dope while screaming to their kids.... Who all seemed to be named Chelsea, Brittney or Courtney, to shut the f**k up crying. The great unwashed at their best!

This evening watching the pensioners at dinner I couldn't help bit think..... Which one of u will I turn into. The lonely old crow in the corner who with one look could turn the breakfast milk sour, or the doting wife overshadowed by her overbearing obnoxious husband who sits there meekly hanging on his everyword. The thought of the future is enough to drink me to drink... Which it does on a regular basis.