Take my whole life tooo

Le soir. I have attended to my beauty requirements!

I did the roots - they weren't so bad , not grey but lighter; so I slapped the colour on and left it for longer than I should have, but it's
All good!

I did the facial hair! Oh god but I hate the pain of the wax, but i hate the facial hairiness
More! It may have been Movember but seriously I wasn't taking part!

I did the legs and I did the under arms. I contemplated the lady bits but honestly? Is it worth it! Nah!

Joyously I managed to do all this without removing any skin from my face... Last time I ripped part of my chin off leaving a rather attractive scab! Nice!

Then I finished off with a liberal slap of Nivea! That is my daily beauty regime. A slap of Nivea and am gorgeous!

Tell me this, is Lady Gaga a man?