me, trouble? captial T?
Never, don't know what your talking about,
the missing biscuits?
nope not me,
the washing all over the floor and in the bin?
nope not me,
the pen marks on the carpet,
Nope most defo not me,
I'm just lounging watching TV,
you know as you do,
whilst attempting planking!!

(can someone please tell mummy to get more motivated and get back into her blipping, she has lost all feeling for it recently, I need my diary, I need my memory's too look back on!)