Oh Dear

There's nothing more embarrassing than drink getting the better of a member of the team when you're in hosted accommodation. The little blue fella laid into the hospitality a little too hard then took offensive to a passing comment about small men being more aggressive. Smurf says 'wadda ye mean shmall men are aggressive, you come here and shay that.. I'll have yer bloody eyes out!!' Fortunately it was all resolved when he was sick on the carpet and passed out...