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I am writing this with great care as having driven round that bloody detour that is the Rest and Be Thankful! who the Hell gave it that name in the first place? Drove round flaming Dalmaly and Inver something or other only to finally arrive in Glasagow at God knows what time!
WEnt to my pals and had only three Drambuies and can hardly speak let alone type! indeed from this mometn on I will write as i speek! . Am a lightweirght hen it comes ot dring so dont indulge much but tonight I hav ehad af e to m\ny an thuis wi what yo get!
ent ot see my pa; and blethered about bllody men as she is dovirced and is trying to woothiseejit but having had a dram or three told her ot gived hop[ on i=him##1
Having just loked over what i have writ I am ythinking oh God I mist be pishe d= buth wha tt the heck
Tomorrow is another day and i have tobe up to go to my Ulpam teaching course so hope my brain is working by then!
as just thinking tht about 50 years ago the Hydro electeric folks fdug a tunnel four miles into amountain so why the Hell cant we dig under tha bloody Cobler and have a tunnel to B~utterbridge !

Better stop now as my brain ismush
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