Do you believe in magic

Well do you.? This, as they say, is a magical time of year. Just watch your money disappear, and your waistline.
Watch new personalities suddenly come into light during your works' night out.
There must be such a thing as magic you say as how else can old Father Xmas manage to deliver presents all over the world in the same night, and manage to not deliver to those kids in countries where they don't believe in him.
Well finally after many years of research, I have discovered the true reason, wait for it... there is more than one Santa. Yes I know that is hard to believe, but look at all these photos I have managed to take of him, and he looks different in each one.
Either that or he is a changeling!
There ain't no such thing as sanity clause.