For Archie - "Kindred Spirits"

Dwahling, as my 'fling' with Mr Booty has now been well and truly kiboshed by his nagging machine, I thought it best that I get myself out on the market as soon as possible. Not being one to mince my words, "I need a chap." Now I know you are a Ginger, but I'm willing to be open minded, so here goes.

Young(ish), petite(ish), curvy foxy lady, enjoys long walks, evenings on the beach and in front of the oven, GSOH, WLTM similar, N/S unless too near the fire, has a tendency for botty burps but I look at Mr Booty so he gets blamed. I'm fully vaccinated, frontlined, micro-chipped and even wormed; if you can cope with my dainty ways and eight buttons, I may be the girl of your dreams.

Replies will be treated in confidence and gratitude.
PS I have a limited wardrobe.