Conundrum

Hoorar, human contact. Went to Portsmouth in the evening and saw my friends Matt and Jordy. Went to a Army vs Navy rugby game that Matt's brother Laurence was playing in (Army). Would like to say I supported Navy being a Portsmouth girl but my loyalty went to Army and they did spectacularly well (24- 9).

Back to Matt's flat for some wine, unfortunately the last bottle was a cork and being a boys flat it was proposterous to think they would buy a wine bottle opener. Hense the knife...