Off Centre

By RachelCarter

I'm sorry, okay...

... really sorry!

If you've come for a great shot of beautiful North Devon ... well then, take your glasses off and poke yourself in the eye, take a huge swig of whiskey and stand on your head. Then spin around three times and type 'North Devon' into Google images.

It's a bad photo, really bad. I was hungry and freezing, it was getting dark, the lovely sky went all wrong just as I was putting my wellies on and then it rained - it really rained, sideways and all wet too.

But I did write an eighty-word story today (Yes - a whole 80, it may even have been eighty-something!), nearly started writing the Christmas cards, nearly started writing an OU assignment that's been avoiding me for weeks, mostly cooked dinner, half-dealt with a load of washing, and now I've managed a whole glass of wine all by myself.

So despite what you think about this appalling photo, just remember: today I am a winner, an achiever and you're glad you stopped by.

Aren't you?

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