Do you know the way to San José...? (#2)

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

1. Get to Miami Airport.

2. Board plane at gate D14.

3. Sit in seat (Business class preferred)

4. Wait 2.5 hours

5. Get off plane...

...and you're there!

Pura vida one and all from the happiest country in the world. Allegedly. Must be something in the coffee.