Panto!

Mum and Dad stopped taking us to pantos because they think they're silly. My sister and I quite like silly, so we decided that now we can take ourselves we should do so.

We reckon the last time we went was a school trip when the horse fell off the stage (everyone laughed thinking it was supposed to happen, then the paramedics arrived!), and the whole thing had to be abandoned. Fortunately everyone made it through tonight's performance unscathed. Apart from possibly the guy in the front row called 'Richard', and the 15 year old who had a birthday message read out.