Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

The spirit of Jonny Wilkinson lives on

So?..Grandpa was busy putting up Christmas lights, Grandma thought she could beat me single handed at full contact rugby. Pwhar, norra chance! I even faced Grandpa's Haka, did my own version then went for it. Three tries, two conversions and a squirm under the car to get the ball back. Apparently running onto the neighbour's drive to avoid a flying Grandpa tackle is regarded as cowardice.

It might have been cool but we were all lagged up. Grandpa told me he has lagged Grandma's legs for the winter, so she should not have any more nasty bursts. Whatever that means. :-)))

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