Hanging by a thread

Singing the praises of the season.

His performance was a bit hokey, that's why he was "hanging by a thread"

(Boom boom)

(In a previous life, I used to write the jokes in Christmas crackers. Can't you tell?)

To every blipper, especially those special ones who know who they are,

Have the best, and most wonderful Christmas!!!!

Ah well. Until tomorrow....