Pingu

"Dad, I made you this"

"Er, thanks Luv, what is it"

(exasperated sigh) "It's a one eyed penguin mummy taking her little baby for a walk of course"

"Oh aye, of course it is, thanks it's brilliant I'll keep it for ever"

And I will too. Along with all the rest that are strewn across my desk.

You never know, might be worth something one day.