I Still Believe In That

I have this insane urge to be involved in planning someone's wedding for them. I've been trying to marry my brother off but there aren't too many applicants. Mostly because I'm being overly selective about who is even allowed to apply. But lezzzzbihonest, can't have just any old scrub marrying Pity. I've mentioned this before, I'm quite positive.

Anywho, Stine got me this when she was overseas. I was a big fan of the royal wedding. Super duper in love with Kate Middleton too.

Yeah, so if you're reading this and interested in learning more about my brother do contact me. Ugly people need not apply. Oh and if anyone is getting married, take me as your date.

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"People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and explores the society and culture that they were brought up in. People have attention spans of 5 seconds and as much depth as a glass of water"
-David Bowie