DOG DAY AFTERNOON

"Come on Mum"
"Yes, come on.... pleeese"
"Please Mum. We did all this before Christmas, the waiting, hearing you groaning with the big bags you had to hump home".
"Mum? .... come on Mum."
"Please?"

Okay, different tactics boys....

"Oh, you look really nice in that dress, terrific, buy it, buy it, he'll love it!"
"Can we go home now......?"