I have no fear, I see a ladder,
I take a step and up I climb,
I cheekily laugh,
and take another,
Daddy says No,
I glare, I stop,
Mummy says wait,
Blip is done, Pose I hear,
I stay glaring at daddy,
as she snaps away,
Declared done, I am told *DOWN*
I cling for dear life,
as mummy grabs me,
She has my waist in her hands,
but my hands turn to glue,
My knuckles turn white,
daddy peels my fingers off,
As I growl and yell NOOOOOO MINNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
Finally I give in,
storm to my room,
clamber into bed, smile, say ahhhh,
get out and run,
leaving mummy to find a nice wet patch...
that'll teach 'em!!!