Jazz Apples

It sounds like a euphemism doesn't it?

However, they are a relatively new variety of apples from New Zealand and they have their own website.

I got these reduced for quick sale in Tesco. I was all excited about trying my new apple peeling gizmo that Greenzowie gave me for Christmas (Number 9 in Stephen Fry's top 100 gadgets). Unfortunately I couldn't get past the first instruction about attaching the handle because I couldn't unscrew it from the shaft (that's what she said!).

In the end I ate the apple old school, peel and all.