Who did this?

'No one shall go home until I have a satisfactory answer...
...Come on!...
....It's your own time you're wasting'.

Why did teachers always say that?

And worse! They used to ask 'Why?'
(...'Well. I'd had a plan to break that window with my ball Sir,
and today seemed as good a day as any'...)

I don't know who broke the egg on the garden table today.
But it's kind of sad to see a little life stolen.
Nature eh? Red in tooth and claw, as we've said before.

Or.
Maybe it was a duff egg?

Win, win! :-)