Guest blip # 2 Charlotte Watts

I feel that is difficult for me to follow the naked blip of a Mr T Sav and I am sure if  I followed suit you would A. Be turning ones head upside down and wandering what they were? Or B. Booking yourself into Tesco for what is currently on offer as a free eye test! (Other opticians are available). I therefore decided to go with the safer option today of asking the question why did Tinie Tempah visit Southampton but never Scunthorpe? As many of you may know I am currently taking residence in Scunthorpe and have therefore decided to research Tinie Tempahs decision. To detail famous past both Ian Botham and Kevin Keegan played for Scunny Utd, the Chuckle Brothers (all 4 of them - little known fact) take residence in the Scunny fields and finally a reason Tinie may not of visited as Ian Huntley once lived in the town some may say he prefers prison! I am of strong belief that Southampton can't compare with these stats boasting only X factors Matt Cardle (who incodentally played at the newly refurbished Scunny bath halls recently) some drummer from Coldplay ( no one cares its not Chris Martin) and Craig David who is still in hiding following Bo Selecta. I feel that now is a good time to offer some advice to Tinie on his travels, do not choose towns due to rhyming convenience next time do your research as I think 'Newport' could of worked just as well!