Webb London Marathon

By Astonwebbo

Guest entry # 3 Lucy 'cat woman' Shotton

Leeds canal

If you go down to the canal tonight, you sure of a big surprise, if you go down the canal tonight you better watch for the cat eyes !

For every hero that ever there was will gather there for certain because tonight's the night the cat woman goes a prowling !

BREAKING NEWS

Tonight cat woman reveals herself as none other than the infamous Lucy shotton a wannabe superhero from the west midlands whose been caught prowling the Leeds canal !

Beware do not approach she has a very short fuse and a tremendously violent screech.

Hobbies include ambushing unsuspecting men out jogging, climbing railings and purring in order to get attention.

Mothers lock up your sons! (if they're fit and wealthy)

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