Apartment for let!!

Single room, West facing accommodation for let, for free, first come first served.

Suitable furnishing material available nearby.

Located in the vicinity of several fast food outlets.

Safe from predators.

Residents are requested that they do not nick the moss from the nearby hanging baskets.

Residents must be aware that there is a spy camera in the roof and all activity can be viewed by the landlady on her TV. Your bum will look big on this screen and blips may be shown on the internet, you have been warned!!!