Another bad joke

Another day of not being in the mood to do anything outdoors (mainly because the weather is so crap at the moment) so I used my dinner for this evening to set up the old joke of.. "I'm on a seafood diet" but then ruin the punchline by completing "no, really I am, shellfish is very good for you and low in fat".

Tomorrow could be "I'm going to Jamaica, well only if the bloody lottery numbers come up and get me out of this dreary weather"