Baa-shionista

As I drove up our road from work this afternoon, I met my brother who was putting Bond and Clint the tups back into their field after a visit to the barber's. They look very elegant and are glinting in the sun. Excuse Bond's bits. He is an exhibitionist. He is also a real fashion icon, the Beckham of the farm. After he modeled his last look, a rash of fashion victims copied him. Now the all over shave will be de rigeur in the Northumbrian hills. Watch out for it in a field near you soon.

I am absolutely CREAM CRACKERED this evening. Still, just one more day to go and then it's six weeks off work. Ahhhhhhhhhh..........