CRZE Vanity PL8S

Advce to driver - Not for use during bank robberies.
With only 7 characters or less. Would you-

Send a message to bumper huggers -
[YRUUGLI] - [ UH8NME ] - [URJELUS] - [GOHOME] - [ IH8WMPS] - [MOVEET] - [HAPY2BMI]

Brag about your prowess behind the wheel -
[H8TICKTS] - [YESOFCR] - [IL BCNU ]- [GT R DNE]

Reveal your low self-concept -
[ALWYZL8] - [IH8 PPL] - [GEEZER] - [OLDFRT] - PARANOID ] -
[SHE LFT] - [WY MEE]

In ny photo collection of unique plates - this one I found on a Hearse, takes first place [WA8IN4U]