I really hope it's not ....

Bindweed? Last year I vengefully destroyed all traces of bindweed from the right-hand side of our teeny tiny garden. This morning as I was getting my bike out of the shed I saw this on the left hand side of the teeny tiny garden grinning at me, looking quite lovely in a green, wet way ......

And for a little light relief, here is a description of a house in London that Roland overheard:

"Their house is only a little bit bigger than ours, which is a small terrace house, but some people would say it's better than Buckingham Palace because we've got quite a large garden. Buckingham Palace only has a yard. And some gravel "