ASDA

Before I retired I'd only heard rumours of what lay within the walls of these emporiums.

Mr. Edward Magorium would have been a blipper worth following:

I asked the big book for a lollipop and I got a lemur!

A lemur? We don't even carry lemurs! I'm not even sure I know what a lemur is! Wait, is that that small primate-looking thing?