My tea

Tea is normally taken between 5pm and 11pm and is called 'dinner' in some areas of the country. In Lincolnshire it is called tea time. It doesn't have to be taken with actual tea either. That's a common misconception about tea time. Mind you I am partial to a brew so if you make that mistake I won't be too bothered.

In other news my upper thigh itches, but when I scratch it people think I'm touching myself inappropriately.