Holy Moly!

One day I was at a loose end so I decided to count all the moles on my body. I have 350.

My five month son has no moles. Jeremy Kyle had better start warming up that DNA testing machine of his :p

One of my favourite books is Adrian Mole and The Weapons of Mass Destruction.

I have never seen an actual mole (the animal) but I often encounter mole-hills. My dogs like to urinate on them.


My moles
-Feet 12
-Legs 153
-Arms 103
-Trunk 75
-Face & misc 7