butter wouldn't melt?
Yea right, 5 mins later,
full on meltdown,
I demanded a bath,
I got a bath,
I so wasn't going in that bath,
I tried running,
I tried sitting,
I tried protesting,
I landed in the bath,
I glared, threw a jug of water,
then suddenly, a switch,
flipped over and I was fine,
stroppy fernie? were?
Not seen one of them recently,
Nope no idea what your talking about,
All nice gently smiley fernie,
never ever anything else here,
Promise!