Any ole rubbish?

There's no bringing the bins in when the youngest is about without the obligatory child in the bin with the lid down routine. Her father was unaware of this, and quite horrified at the whole lid down bit things.

"But it stinks in there"

All part of the fun, innit. Stink, plus dark, plus parent running like a crazy thing up the drive and in curly lines, then getting out feeling a bit ill and dizzy. Essential.