The Return of a Legend

He's the hack with the knack... He's the Journo on the Journo's A-List... He's the man who puts the x into sex... and the 'pert ass' into ExPERT ASSociate editor of the Dundee Daily News... He's Maurice Masterton!

He's back- with a leather suit, healthy tan, fancy yellow glasses, coiffured wig and generous buttock implants.

Stayed over at Stew's last night where Ally & I helped finalise Dad's movie script and recorded another song.

Going filming today :p