Achievements

Tui achieved catching an almost dead butterfly. We called it Expired.

I achieved a straight face at work when sitting in an outpatient clinic and the client described their use of dogs as mobility aids, and the "only bugger is when they go over uneven ground and that flings me through the air, as my chair carries on".

I know it isn't funny. But it is.

Mental imagery when trying to keep your face on...not conducive.