Seriously?

No. of children off school =2
No. of children on school trip =1
No. of times teacher changed her mind about return time of trip =1
No. of calls from the school office asking for the class emergency tree to be activated =2
No. of Wii-related tantrums =7
No. of SALT discharges due to progress =1
No. of cakes baked =1
No. of children asleep in their own beds =2
No. of children awake past their bedtime =1
No. of adults desperate to eat dinner =2