This picture is entitled . .

"An Old Peapod"
I can't walk past the peas in the garden without pinching one or two.
(or should I say, in marketing speak "Lightly hand picked, dawn fresh, tenderly dew kissed, garden grown, organic, traditional variety, baby peas for that masturbatory moment.")
Anyway, occasionally I discover an old discarded pod in the cd tray or halfway up the printer mechanism. This is the one that was lodged in the toothpaste tube.
Still peeing down but I am feeling much better - thanks everybody :D