Spider

"Lets' go to edinburgh"
"YAY!"
Float in the festival fun."
"YAY!"
So off we go until on a very fast hill on the A68 the car died.
Call the RAC.
Wait Jane goes into the long grass for a pee and comes back with a ScaryMary spider clinging on to her trews. Blip n flick.
RAC comes and says "Ah, Yes!, your cars buggered."
Tow back to local garage.
Edinburgh tomorrow
Think we'll take the bus and train.
WHAT is this spider. She's quite pretty - isn't she? Isn't she?